October 8, 2006

JUST BURSTING WITH FRUIT FLAVOR

What you eat changes the flavor of your juices, so give your partner a little treat and start stockpiling pineapple concentrate.

What will give you the Cristal of splooge:
melon
kiwi
celery
pineapple
strawberries
cinnamon
a vegetarian diet
good beer

Ok, so you'll shoot at Heineken-level:
broccoli
salty food
alkaline based food like meat and fish
dairy
some medications and vitamins

Alright, now you're just insulting us with that Carlo-Rossi-esque jism:
booze
asparagus
cigarettes
certain drugs (cocaine, etc)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this from a source?

Anonymous said...

booze asparagus and cigarettes, odd mix that

meredith said...
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meredith said...

Thanks cory, forgot to slip the source in on this one (tsk tsk, i know) its from The Big Bang-Nerve's Guide to the Sexual Universe by Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey. You should check it out, its one of the better books out there

Anonymous said...

Making SMOOTHIES!
^_^

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend can vouch for the vegetarian diet, and I can vouch for the pineapple. Also, when she switched from one birth-control pill brand to another, she began tasting better.