January 26, 2007

SUBSCRIPTION by Craig Ruse

the old men and

the retards come

in the early mornings

to buy their

jerkoff magazines

while no one else

is around.

the old men try

to hide and stare

at the ground.

stacking their shame

between Guns and Ammo

and Sports Illustrated.

the retards come in

tired and smiling

from the night shift

at the grocery store.

they comment on the weather,

and politely ask

for a Hustler.

1 comment:

teawrecks said...

my favorite is when they come up with stories about buying playboy for a 90-year-old friend in a nursing home.